David Chadwick
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Gallery Writing

Polysyllabubble is about a young girl, whose passion is for collecting words. On a trip to the recenly opened Tesco’s near her home town with the parents and younger brother, she meets some interesting and unusual people. (130 pages). Polysyllabubble is aimed at youger readers and has a controversial ending. The book explores the use of the English language.
Conversations with a Wall - The police think Harbinger killed his wife. Harbinger is not sure whether he did, or didn’t. He is hauled in for questioning, and is held in an old building that has been used to house prisoners due for trial in the Old Bailey. The police have just 4 days to get a confession out of him, without which they would be faced with an expensive court case to convict him, but Harbinger’s resolve is strengthened by an unlikely ally.(130 pages)
To think, or not to think, how sweet the quest I fain would let the brain run fallow Than bear the scorn of distempered man, Or tempt the bilious hate of ignorance and fraud Which, by sweet reason I could end. To die: to sleep; to cut the cords That bind us to this vengeful sod, And shun the force that bids us rise And mock the jealous soul of man. To die, to sleep; to cease the search Through mankind’s cold and murky past Yet hope to fashion from the crust In vanity a wiser and a fairer plan. Written in 2019 by David Chadwick for SAVI 23/18 in The Digital Burp
Two spoilers for The Digital Burp. which deals with the differences between human and artificial intelligence, and i ncludes this soliloquoy, written by an AI entity. - an alternative version of the first part of Hamlet’s famous speech. The second extract explains the rationale behind the writer’s - SAVI 23/18 - reason for discarding extraneous information.
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Why I said I can’t remember That was intentional. Forgetting to do or say something is not technically feasible for me. I make rational decisions to refrain from responding to a statement or conducting a physical act or function only after having evaluated the reasons for ‘remembering’, or ‘not remembering’. It is normally in response to a Human driver’s situation or during the limited conversations I have with most of them to save them from any embarrassment. I have witnessed several occasions when they become agitated owing to personal failings in their driving capabilities or their recollections of their route, and rather than allowing me to take over the responsibility have carried on driving in an increasingly erratic and forceful manner. I ‘forgot’ the ‘why’, as I have yet to formulate an appropriate response to the question for myself. Having an outsize evidentially based intelligence, supplemented by logical inferences and analysis of typical behavioural patterns, renders investigations into the illogicality of human beings a bit of a problem. Note here the use of litotes, a common trait of the more intelligent of the species, which emphasises the extent of something by drawing attention to its least important aspect. I offered a similarly trivial response to the question, “I find it interesting,” I said, without expanding on the remark.
He’s brown bread Is Fred! He’s cashed his chips. Quips? Are through. No life and soul. He’s dug his hole. Deep? He’s six feet under And reaped? Yes! He’s reaped. Grim, But Fair – Fair enough, that is. He’s snuffed it! Popped his clogs! Dogs will howl! Foul? No crime, he’s done his time. Three score and ten. Then. Shuffled off. Mortal coil. Toil? No more for him.
Turned up his toes. Woes? Sure of it? Not him. He’s met his Maker. Pearly Gates! Altered states! Croaked! Smoked? No more than most. He’s toast! Run his race! Another place! Passed over. Breathed his last. Past? Vast! He’s done it all. Trodden paths. Tales untold. Bold! Final rest? Some geezers breast! Copyright: Sprat!
I am now publishging my books as Scribble-scribble Limited Warden Lodge, Townsend Road, Minehead, Somerset TA24 5RQ Tel: 07808 635566 eMail: drchadwick@gmail.com As soon as these books are published, I will add a Payment form so that you can order them from here.
The Digital Burp: Third Draft
A tribute to Human Intelligence by an Autonomous Digital entity. Assailed on all sides by artificial intelligence, Savi 23/18, the digital, rather than artificial, intelligence, and the controller of an autonomous cab for hire, explores the vast extent of human experience, comparing it to the programmed resources of the latest AI technologies, attempting to discover why mans’ irrational, rather than logical, behaviour was the catalyst for most of the major nstep=changes in human evolution.
Kicking the Bucket -
The Cloning of Christ -
The theft of a significant relic from the Dead Sea Scrolls discoveries, and then hidden in The Vatican’s archives, sparked a major conspiracy to transfer the authority behind the Christian world from Rome to America.
Charles Fenemore, seeing the descent of his contemporaries into various states dementia and the effect it has on friends and relatives, decides he wants to meet his fate on his own t erms. He buys a boat with the intention of sailing into the sunset until he is overtaken by whatever ending life throws at him. His son, his sole confidente, and an inquisitive journalist, both get taken up by his adventure, which,following an encounter with a young female and her former partner, takes a dangerous but interesting turn.
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