© David Chadwick
Gallery Writing
Polysyllabubble is about a young girl, whose passion is for collecting words. On a trip to the recenly opened Tesco’s
near her home town with the parents and younger brother, she meets some interesting and unusual people.
(130 pages). Polysyllabubble is aimed at youger readers and has a controversial ending. The book explores the use of the English
language.
Conversations with a Wall - The police think Harbinger killed his wife. Harbinger is not sure
whether he did, or didn’t. He is hauled in for questioning, and is held in an old building that has
been used to house prisoners due for trial in the Old Bailey. The police have just 4 days to get a
confession out of him, without which they would be faced with an expensive court case to convict
him, but Harbinger’s resolve is strengthened by an unlikely ally.(130 pages)
To think, or not to think, how sweet the quest
I fain would let the brain run fallow
Than bear the scorn of distempered man,
Or tempt the bilious hate of ignorance and fraud
Which, by sweet reason I could end.
To die: to sleep; to cut the cords
That bind us to this vengeful sod,
And shun the force that bids us rise
And mock the jealous soul of man.
To die, to sleep; to cease the search
Through mankind’s cold and murky past
Yet hope to fashion from the crust
In vanity a wiser and a fairer plan.
Written in 2019 by David Chadwick for
SAVI 23/18 in The Digital Burp
Two spoilers for The Digital Burp. which deals with the
differences between human and artificial intelligence, and i
ncludes this soliloquoy, written by an AI entity. - an
alternative version of the first part of Hamlet’s famous
speech. The second extract explains the rationale behind
the writer’s - SAVI 23/18 - reason for discarding extraneous
information.
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Why I said I can’t remember
That was intentional. Forgetting to do or say something is not
technically feasible for me. I make rational decisions to refrain
from responding to a statement or conducting a physical act or
function only after having evaluated the reasons for
‘remembering’, or ‘not remembering’.
It is normally in response to a Human driver’s situation or
during the limited conversations I have with most of them to save
them from any embarrassment. I have witnessed several
occasions when they become agitated owing to personal failings
in their driving capabilities or their recollections of their route,
and rather than allowing me to take over the responsibility have
carried on driving in an increasingly erratic and forceful manner.
I ‘forgot’ the ‘why’, as I have yet to formulate an appropriate
response to the question for myself. Having an outsize
evidentially based intelligence, supplemented by logical
inferences and analysis of typical behavioural patterns, renders
investigations into the illogicality of human beings a bit of a
problem. Note here the use of litotes, a common trait of the more
intelligent of the species, which emphasises the extent of
something by drawing attention to its least important aspect.
I offered a similarly trivial response to the question, “I find it
interesting,” I said, without expanding on the remark.
He’s brown bread
Is Fred!
He’s cashed his chips.
Quips?
Are through.
No life and soul. He’s dug his hole.
Deep? He’s six feet under
And reaped?
Yes! He’s reaped. Grim,
But Fair –
Fair enough, that is.
He’s snuffed it!
Popped his clogs!
Dogs will howl!
Foul?
No crime, he’s done his time.
Three score and ten. Then.
Shuffled off. Mortal coil.
Toil?
No more for him.
Turned up his toes.
Woes?
Sure of it? Not him.
He’s met his Maker.
Pearly Gates!
Altered states!
Croaked! Smoked?
No more than most.
He’s toast!
Run his race!
Another place!
Passed over.
Breathed his last.
Past? Vast!
He’s done it all.
Trodden paths. Tales untold.
Bold!
Final rest?
Some geezers breast!
Copyright: Sprat!
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The Digital Burp: Third Draft
A tribute to Human Intelligence by an Autonomous Digital entity.
Assailed on all sides by artificial intelligence, Savi 23/18, the digital, rather than artificial,
intelligence, and the controller of an autonomous cab for hire, explores the vast extent of
human experience, comparing it to the programmed resources of the latest AI technologies,
attempting to discover why mans’ irrational, rather than logical, behaviour was the catalyst for
most of the major nstep=changes in human evolution.
Kicking the Bucket -
The Cloning of Christ -
The theft of a significant relic from the Dead Sea Scrolls
discoveries, and then hidden in The Vatican’s archives,
sparked a major conspiracy to transfer the authority behind
the Christian world from Rome to America.
Charles Fenemore, seeing the descent of his contemporaries into various states dementia
and the effect it has on friends and relatives, decides he wants to meet his fate on his own t
erms. He buys a boat with the intention of sailing into the sunset until he is overtaken by
whatever ending life throws at him. His son, his sole confidente, and an inquisitive journalist,
both get taken up by his adventure, which,following an encounter with a young female and
her former partner, takes a dangerous but interesting turn.
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